Horizon Workrooms, named after the event horizon of a black hole because they are the point at which no productivity can escape, allow up to 16 users wearing heavy Oculus Quest virtual reality headsets to have a glitchy yet pointless conversation, with the option of up to 34 more users joining in over video call to talk over each other and miss any of the rare salient points that might be made. “With more of the workforce working from home than ever before, the primary challenge of the next decade will be finding innovative ways for the managerial class to interrupt that work in order to cling to the pretense that they are necessary,” Zuckerberg’s avatar said during a long virtual press briefing that should have been a short press release. The VR Disc was later repackaged in North America and Europe as Metal Gear. MENLO PARK, CA – Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced the release of Horizon Workrooms, an ultra-high-tech solution to the age-old problem of your boss needing to find new and expensive ways to pull you away from your work to have an unrequired meeting. government turn over the remains of Big Boss and a.
